Euro 2007

How close was that?!
We nearly got null-points.
I wish we had.

What monkey let that tone deaf foundling sing for our country?
She was out of tune and off-key for the whole miserable experience.

At least she didn't make me cringe like the UK entry (or she did, but in a different way). Christ almighty, what was that about?!

The winning song didn't quite capture my imagination like last year's epic Lordi, but you gotta love Serbia's strategy: excellent singing and beauty. The issue was that they couldn't find both in one package, but that wasn't a problem. Enter stage-left, one short-arsed, chubby songstress in a man's suit and runners, with an amazing singing voice and five tall, slender, fabulously attractive women in tailored suits and high-heels, who may or may not be able to sing, but frankly no-one cares. Obvious? Hey, it worked...