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The witless babble of someone who needs more sleep... This blog now also incorporates the Insomniac ShitList (where irritation never sleeps) and the Insomniac Baby (who thankfully do sleep, mostly)
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ooh! i soooo exciiiiite!
Conor knocked you up again?
You've been elected a senator?
Jim knocked you up again?
You're running for president?
The Milkman knocked you up again?
You're quitting to become an airhostess with Ryanair?
The baby will have a unibrow? No. No. No.
You've decided to fake tan and work for Willy Wonka?
Gods, I just can't guess
I've not been elected as Senator
I'm not running for President
I'm not going to be an airhostess with RyanAir
I don't wear fake tan
I won't work for Willy Wonka
I'm not knocked up again by Con, Jim or the Milkman
And no child of mine will have a unibrow
Ever
oh this is so exciting. i just cant guess. you're shaving your head and embracing the teaching of buddha? you're joining the us marines and invading iraq?
doesn't dp have a unibrow? note to self, bring some markers and give him one next time in dublin.
note to sinead: gerry will be there on friday 13th. if you're around i'll be looking for coffee. black, like my men and like dp's permanent markered unibrow
Just when is the news coming?
Huh? Huh?
This is just turning into a "how do you keep a guy with a huge cock in suspense" jokes..
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